Are you Un-American?

This is a test to see if you're "Pro-American" or "Un-American".

1. Are you a straight, white, male, middle class or above, own a pick-up truck, a gun, and a couple of dogs, watch football religiously and go to church every Sunday? Give yourself 1 point for each one you can answer "yes".

2. Are you a working single mother? If so, do you receive any form of goverment aid--food stamps, income assistance (welfare), state health insurance for you and/or your children, WIC? Subtract 1 point for each "yes" answer. If you're black or hispanic, subtract 2 points for each "yes" answer.

3. Do you live in a "Red" or "Blue" state? Add 1 point if you answer "Red". Subtract one point if you answer "Blue".

4. If you live in a "Red" state but you're in a "Blue" district subtract 1/2 point.

5. Do you follow any other religion but conservative, evangelical Christianity? If you answer "yes", subtract 1 point. If you're an atheist, agnostic, or Muslim, subtract 5 points.

6. Are you registered Republican, Democrat, or Independent? If you're registered Republican add 5 points. If you're registered Democrat subtract 5 points. If you're an Independent subtract 2 points.

7. Are you a registered Republican voting for Barack Obama? If you answered "yes" to this question subtract 10 points.

8. Do you believe that Sarah Palin is unfit for the office of Vice President? If you answered "yes" to this question subtract 5 points.

9. Are you pro-life or pro-choice? If you answered "pro-life" add 10 points. If you answered pro-choice subtract 15 points.

10. Are you a college graduate? If you have a bachelor's degree subtract 2 points. If you have a master's degree subtract 5 points. If you have a PhD subtract 10 points.

11. Do you believe in evolution? If you answered "yes" to this question subtract 5 points.

12. Are you gay/lesbian, bisexual, transgendered/transsexual? If you answered "yes" to any of these questions subtract 20 points.

13. Were you born in Hawaii? If you answered "yes" subtract 10 points.

14. Were you born in Alaska? If you answered "yes" add 15 points.

15. Were you born in Panama? If you answered "yes" add 20 points.

16. Have you served in the U.S. military? If you answered "yes" add 10 points.

17. Are you a homeless Viet Nam vet? If you answered "yes" subtract 10 points.

18. Do you support the war in Iraq? If you answered "yes" add 20 points. If you answered "no" subtract 30 points.

19. Do you live in a "swing state"? If you answered "yes" add 20 points.

20. Are you voting for Barack Obama? If you answered "yes" subtract 50 points.

21. Have you ever read the entire U.S. Constitution? If you answered "yes" subtract 10 points.

22. Have you memorized any part of the U.S. Constitution? If you answered "yes" subtract 20 points.

23. Are you a Hollywood movie star? If you answered "yes" subtract 100 points.

24. Are you Rachael Maddow or Ellen DeGeneris? If you answered "yes" to either one subtract 150 points.

25. Have you traveled or lived anywhere outside of the United States? If you answered "yes" subtract 20 points.